Disclaimers

DISCLAIMER ABOUT THE DISCLAIMER – Yes, I used to be a lawyer once. No, I did not specialise in anything to do with drafting disclaimers. So please do not expect great things – I’m just a busy mum, trying to scribble random bits before my baby wakes up. (Lawyer friends – if this looks dreadful, give me a shout..!)

The views expressed by myself on this website are entirely my own. I may well have changed my mind by the next day – I’m fickle like that, and life moves on. If I am having a bad day, please ignore me. I never mean to offend. (But please get in touch via my Contact page if I do – I’m sure we can sort it out.)

For the avoidance of doubt, my opinions should not be considered to be fact. I’m good, but I’m not that good.

Please note that neither my opinions nor any other comments on my website should be deemed to reflect the opinions of any other person, group, business etc which I may be affiliated with at any time.

Any views expressed by other people in the comments sections of my blog posts are not my own, so don’t go blaming me! However, if something does bother you, again, please feel free to get in touch via my Contact page.

If you are leaving comments, please be kind to myself and others. We are all in this together, so let’s play nicely. I reserve the right to remove any comments which I don’t like the look of. That includes you, Viagra spam.

Please do not follow my advice on parenting, life, or indeed anything. I do not hold myself out to be an expert in anything whatsoever, because really, I’m not. Like most folk, I’m just winging it. Many of my posts are just for fun. Please take them with a pinch of salt, laugh, and get on with your day – safe in the knowledge that you will never be as misguided as me.

I will try to ensure that any factual information supplied is accurate as at the time of posting, however, please allow room for things that change and human error – I am a mere mortal.

Please rest assured that I adore my child, husband, mother and all sentient beings, and any suggestion to the contrary is merely meant in jest. I’m silly like that.

If I stand to make any sort of commission or advantage from anything referred to in my blog posts I will make that clear within the blog post.

Please take care when following links to or from my site, as links may change and also I cannot control what others are publishing in their own corner of cyberspace. It’s a funny old world.

Just to be super-duper clear, I do not mean to cause offence to any person, group, business, religion, etc at any time. I am essentially a nice person. I will not knowingly defame anyone or thing and will not be held liable for anyone who tries to do so on my site, nor for any unfortunate translations or interpretations.

I do have a tendency towards dry and sarcastic humour, therefore if you are a delicate soul, the things I write may not be for you. If that is so, I will understand if you close the page and go in search of something a little fluffier. Now don’t go saying I didn’t warn you..!